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Reader x Levi - AU!Pun Game

Warning for cringe






“Hey Levi, why did the chicken cross the road?”

         “I don’t know, why did it?”

         “To get to the idiot’s house.”

         “Brilliant. Will you leave me the fuck alone now?” He returns his attention to the report on his computer.

         “Knock knock,” you say.

         Levi sighs. “Who’s there.”

         “The chicken.”

         Levi’s fingers stop typing for a moment. He mumbles something very fast, far too fast for your to hear what he said, so you inquire, “What?”

         “Thought so.”

         “What!?”

         “Stupid says what. Obviously, you’re stupid since you replied with ‘what’.”

         “But I was only trying to be like you honey. It must be lonely being the only stupid one most of the time.”

         “It’s nice to try to be like me, but you don’t have to force yourself to such a low level of stupidity since you’re so much lower.”

         He starts typing once more and tries to ignore you. Levi has probably gone through another half a page before you say something.

         “Levi, I challenge you to a pun game!”

         “Why? Do you want to lose?”

         You whine pout. “Come on! You’ve been going at the same report for how long now? I want to do something fun! Please?”

         “Jeez, (F/n), someone’s hidden the last paragraph of my report on a shelf I can’t reach and I don’t want to jump to conclusions, so I’m afraid you’ll have to wait.”

         Silence.

         “Is it because you’re short?”

         Levi slams his computer and leaves the room.
idk man





I do not own the picture.
I do not own Shingeki no Kyojin (Attack on Titan).
I do not own you.
I do not Levi.
I own the plot line.
~~~Levi Rivaille-04 [V5]  owns you~~~
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:iconsansational043:
Sansational043 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2017  Student Artist
I'm ded
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:iconmythiica:
Mythiica Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
hi ded
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:iconsansational043:
Sansational043 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2017  Student Artist
... XDDD
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:iconmythiica:
Mythiica Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
im awful
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:iconsansational043:
Sansational043 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2017  Student Artist
No you aren't. Just very literal...
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:iconmythiica:
Mythiica Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
no i'm awful
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:iconsansational043:
Sansational043 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2017  Student Artist
No... you're fine my lady.
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:iconmythiica:
Mythiica Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
>.<
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lillianchongart Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2017  Student General Artist
YES!!!!!
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:iconmythiica:
Mythiica Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Llama-Emoji-12 (Left and Right) [V1] 
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:iconkesmor18:
kesmor18 Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2017
IVE READ THIS LIKE 5 TIMES AND NOW I GET THE PUN?!?!?!?!?








I AM PATHETIC
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:iconmythiica:
Mythiica Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
shshshsh *pats you* shshshsh
Llama Emoji-23 (Shyness) [V1] 
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:iconkesmor18:
kesmor18 Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2017
lol
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:iconroxannelestrange:
RoxanneLestrange Featured By Owner May 30, 2017
THE ENDING. BRILLIANT!
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:iconmythiica:
Mythiica Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
yay thank you
Llama Emoji-62 (Rawr I'll get you) [V3] 
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:icondd-yang:
DD-Yang Featured By Owner May 29, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
How PUNny. ; D
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:iconmythiica:
Mythiica Featured By Owner May 29, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Llama Emoji-01 (Laughing) [V1] 
good one
Thank you~~ 
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DD-Yang Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
lol youre welcome
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I-am-Senpaiforlife Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2017
XDDD dat last line though XDDD
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Mythiica Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Llama Emoji-74 (My kawaii cheeks) [V4] 
thanks for reading~~
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ShameleesChaosPeach Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL XD
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:iconmythiica:
Mythiica Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Llama Emoji 42 (Pinch Cheek) [V2] 
shshsh this was 
a bunch of cringe
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ShameleesChaosPeach Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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:iconlilysm:
Lilysm Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2017
Haha, this was great! ヽ(・∀・)ノ

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:iconmythiica:
Mythiica Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Llama Emoji-46 (This and That) 
glad you thought so! 
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:iconskeletondolly:
SkeletonDolly Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
Reader-chan is a horrible person.
If I were Levi, I would burn her HAHA !
This was really funny and interesting xD
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Mythiica Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Llama Emoji-07 (Hopeless or Scared) [V1] 
b-burn?

ok den

thank you all the same~~
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Mochi-and-2P-Rose Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol!!! XD
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Mythiica Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Llama Emoji-03 (Sparkles) [V1] 
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:iconmochi-and-2p-rose:
Mochi-and-2P-Rose Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Made my day~
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KuroYamito Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2016
I can relate as I am 5'3" but Oh My Lord! XD I'm dying great job by the way keep it up!
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:iconmythiica:
Mythiica Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Llama Emoji 27 (Awesome) [V2] 
thank you 
so much! 
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:iconrosemarysilverfall:
RosemarySilverfall Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2016
I relate to Levi in this XD Although I am not short I relate. XD
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:iconmythiica:
Mythiica Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Llama Emoji-11 (Come Here) [V1] 
thanks for the read!!
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:icondovahkiin55:
Dovahkiin55 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
lol What Levi said before he left XDDD\
and reader... ROFL 
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:iconmythiica:
Mythiica Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Llama Emoji 35 (Desire or Want Something) [V2] 
ikr
(totally
didn't google 
that there)
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Dovahkiin55 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
XDDDD
I'm dead
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:iconvenulus:
Venulus Featured By Owner Edited Nov 16, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
He has a short fuse Pikachu Piff Plz 

Love it :love: 
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:iconmythiica:
Mythiica Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Llama Emoji-67 (Yes food) [V3] 
thank you so much!
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Sassy-but-Classy Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
I AM THE READER
THAT IS SO ME IT'S SO SAD
LEVI WOULD HATE ME
I LOVE PUNS SO MUCH
BUT HE DIDN'T HAVE TO BE SO SHORT TEMPERED *emo corner* He'd hate me tbh uwu but my puns are punny as f, so quq when I saw the word pun I screeched like a retarded dinosaur and went straight to it xD this was so freaking awesome like perfect <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
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Mythiica Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Llama Emoji-66 (Orly) [V3] 
*pats back*
it's ok shsh
he's just insecure
about his
fun-sizeness
Thank you!!
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Sassy-but-Classy Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
;3; You sure ?
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:iconlove123303:
love123303 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2016   Traditional Artist
I would do the same thing levi did ha ha👌10/10😝
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:iconmythiica:
Mythiica Featured By Owner Edited Nov 16, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Llama Emoji-39 (Eager) [V2] 
ikr like
try to sass 
ur way out
when u 
realize 
it's too late
Thanks~~ 
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DigitalHeart25 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
=D omfg this is so funny! i loved it thank you!
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Mythiica Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Llama Emoji-46 (This and That) 
thank you!
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DigitalHeart25 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
no problem!
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aenafarooq Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
omg lol i must say its hillarious
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Mythiica Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Llama Emoji-74 (My kawaii cheeks) [V4] 
glad you think so!
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